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#67455
Pennylove
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Jokes (kinda long) 
You know when your an herper addict when....
-you notice interest rates have dropped and attempt to refinance your pair of ball pythons.
-you have to explain to your new girlfriend that having "herps" doesn’t mean you have an s.t.d..
-you hand out cigars to the guys at the office and they say "congratulations but just what is piebald anyway"
-you get upset at the grocery checkout because milks gone up a quarter, but think nothing of ordering $280 bucks worth of frozen mice of the internet
-You make a list of your herps and you find out you have eight more than you thought you did... (I have 38, not 30 snakes)
-your refridgerator breaksdown and your more worried about your frozen rodents going bad than your ground beef
-when the power goes out the only things hooked up to the generator are you snake/lizards heat, the fridge and your sitting in the cold and dark with the neighbors looking at you weird
-When you look in the mirror and instead of asking "Hunny, do I look fat?" You ask "Hunny, does this need stitches?"
-You own every tank size between 2gallon, and 100g
-your pythons live in *very* large Boaphile cages with heat and light installed, but I "can’t afford" a new pair of shoes for work that don’t pinch my feet. I need that money for another snake!
-Within a months time, you have to order 2000 crickets, 2500 Silkworm eggs, and a colony of Lobster Roaches to keep up with your kids’ appetites.
-Your guest stops eating her ice cream when she finds out you keep mice in your freezer.
-you see animals at the zoo and think, "Got it, got it, want it, got it..."
-Your pet food requires food
-you call rattlesnakes cute
-you get excited when you see an aquarium at the garage sale and/or don’t care if an aquarium has a small crack
-you have more lizards than toes
-you have a warning sign on your front door saying "SNAKE ESCAPED!!! Please watch where you sit"
-When someone yells SNAKE, you run towards and not away
-you’ve gotten banned from pet stores for telling the employees to smarten up on their reptile care
-you loathe petsmart
-when someone asks what pets you keep, you refer to their common and latin names
-you think a pinky is a mouse
-you eat Kraft Dinner, your iguana eats fancy salad
-you don’t take vitamins, but panic when your out of cricket dust
-you refer to cricket dust as cricket cocaine
- You thaw out mice under your butt while watching Harry Potter for the fifth time. Btw, it didn’t work very well.
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04/29/04 10:23pm
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#70637
Spacemace+elvis
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Message To: Pennylove In reference to Message Id: 67455
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i don’t get it.
space mace + elvis /king snake member check my posts out some time  
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05/07/04 6:01pm
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#70716
Oink
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Message To: Pennylove In reference to Message Id: 67455
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hehehe i have most of that heheh exept for the money stuff cause i dont have as much repts as u i want that much though
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05/07/04 8:02pm
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#70831
Spacemace+elvis
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Message To: Oink In reference to Message Id: 70716
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please break it down 4 me! i don’t get it!!!
space mace + elvis     
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05/08/04 10:14am
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#70844
Oink
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Message To: Spacemace+elvis In reference to Message Id: 70831
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like if you have most of those things like ummm what was one on thereoh i remember one your refridgerator breaksdown and your more worried about your frozen rodents going bad than your ground beef stuff liket that on here thing
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05/08/04 11:11am
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#71214
Hays
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Message To: Oink In reference to Message Id: 70844
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its just not as funny wen you have to explain it.
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05/09/04 7:11am
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#71260
Oink
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Message To: Hays In reference to Message Id: 71214
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yah i know to bad he didnt get it
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05/09/04 11:24am
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#71275
Spacemace+elvis
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Message To: Oink In reference to Message Id: 71260
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SHE!!!!!!!!!! i’m very madd 4 people calling me a boy! that’s just not right!!! i get it now since i read it a little bit slower.
space mace + elvis (that is a girl)  
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05/09/04 11:55am
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#71298
Oink
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Message To: Spacemace+elvis In reference to Message Id: 71275
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ohhhh im sorry i get confused fo ra guy to alot i know how u feel im sorry
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05/09/04 12:38pm
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#71509
Hays
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Message To: Oink In reference to Message Id: 71298
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im a chick too- it sucks gettin called a guy.
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05/09/04 11:41pm
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#71559
Oink
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Message To: Hays In reference to Message Id: 71509
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ive been called a guy sooo much i just let them
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05/10/04 6:19am
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#86107
Shwank005
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Message To: Oink In reference to Message Id: 71559
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I’m a guy with long hair and once in a while people see me from behind and think i’m a chik, kinda annoying. Funny joke, all i have is a baby sav and a couple gecks, but i know what ya mean.
ryan
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06/14/04 2:14am
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#86116
Blue eyes
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Message To: Shwank005 In reference to Message Id: 86107
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haha Oink I thought you were a guy too! But we aren’t in the same forum very often.
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06/14/04 2:56am
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