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JackAsp View Profile |
Eerie Coincidences
Neither one of them has the letter W in it. Neither JFK nor Komodo Dragons ever learned to play the accordian. JFK was born in May, 1917. Many Komodo Dragons may have hatched in 1917. JFK was not eligible to run for president in 1927. Neither were Komodo Dragons. JFK supported U.S involvement in Southeast Asia. Komodo Dragons consider anyone entering Southeat Asia to be like pizza delivery. JFK probably ate buffalo wings at some point in his life. If a buffalo had wings, and Komodo Dragon caught it anyway, it would eat them. JFK had an affair with Marilyn Monroe. "Marilyn Monroe" sort of rhymes with "Komodo." JFK has relatives who are most popular for reminding people of him. The Komodo Dragon is by far the varanid that people are most fascinated with, to the extent that others are often judged by how closely they resemble it. Coincidental parallels are often drawn between JFK and Abraham Lincoln, who had a beard. Komodo Dragons are funny lizards, just like Bearded Dragons. |
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| 10/19/08 02:36pm |
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Sitting_duck View Profile |
Message To: JackAsp In reference to Message Id: 1883532 Eerie Coincidences
Excellent points, they all make sense to the fullest extent. |
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| 10/19/08 07:14pm |
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Mama42 View Profile |
Message To: Sitting_duck In reference to Message Id: 1883714 Eerie Coincidences
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| 10/19/08 11:20pm |
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Yexalen View Profile |
Message To: Mama42 In reference to Message Id: 1883935 Eerie Coincidences
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| 10/20/08 06:15pm |
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Mama42 View Profile |
Message To: Yexalen In reference to Message Id: 1884355 Eerie Coincidences
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| 10/20/08 10:21pm |
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Gottee guy View Profile |
Message To: Mama42 In reference to Message Id: 1884555 Eerie Coincidences
all komodos are damocracks from iraq. WARNING FROM PAKISTAN This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan, Taliban Minister of Migration Mohammed Omar, warned the United States that if military actions against Iraq continues, Taliban authorities intend to cut off America’s supply of Convenience Store Managers and possibly Motel 6 Managers. And if this action does not yield sufficient results, Cab Drivers will be next, followed by DELL and AOL Customer Service Reps. Finally, if all else fails, they have threatened to send us no more candidates for President of the United States! |
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| 10/23/08 08:23pm |
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Gottee guy View Profile |
Message To: Gottee guy In reference to Message Id: 1886419 Eerie Coincidences
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| 10/23/08 08:40pm |
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JimmyDavid View Profile |
Message To: Gottee guy In reference to Message Id: 1886437 Eerie Coincidences
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| 10/23/08 08:58pm |
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Gottee guy View Profile |
Message To: JimmyDavid In reference to Message Id: 1886459 Eerie Coincidences
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| 10/25/08 05:23pm |
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Sasha0009 View Profile |
Message To: Gottee guy In reference to Message Id: 1887528 Eerie Coincidences
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| 10/26/08 08:55pm |
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Sasha0009 View Profile |
Message To: Gottee guy In reference to Message Id: 1887528 Eerie Coincidences
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| 10/26/08 08:56pm |
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Gottee guy View Profile |
Message To: Sasha0009 In reference to Message Id: 1888337 Eerie Coincidences
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| 11/06/08 08:34pm |
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Mama42 View Profile |
Message To: Gottee guy In reference to Message Id: 1894372 Eerie Coincidences
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| 11/06/08 09:00pm |
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Leah_Lizard View Profile |
Message To: Mama42 In reference to Message Id: 1894383 Eerie Coincidences
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| 11/11/08 09:06pm |
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Mama42 View Profile |
Message To: Leah_Lizard In reference to Message Id: 1897078 Eerie Coincidences
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| 11/12/08 04:00pm |
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Yexalen View Profile |
Message To: Mama42 In reference to Message Id: 1897474 Eerie Coincidences
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| 11/12/08 04:04pm |
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Gottee guy View Profile |
Message To: Yexalen In reference to Message Id: 1897476 Eerie Coincidences
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| 11/13/08 03:52pm |
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Pythonking View Profile |
Message To: Gottee guy In reference to Message Id: 1897988 Eerie Coincidences
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| 11/13/08 04:07pm |
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Mama42 View Profile |
Message To: Pythonking In reference to Message Id: 1897995 Eerie Coincidences
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| 11/13/08 07:23pm |
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AvandisFifth View Profile |
Message To: Mama42 In reference to Message Id: 1898094 Eerie Coincidences
But yea, I think Nixon was a bulldog spy on account of the jowels. I think he was going to try and destroy the world, causing hippies to come out and protect animals, making it easier for Komodo dragons to get into the U.S. and take over, therefor taking over the worlds supply of beef..... has anyone noticed yet that this whole thread is starting to sound like a large group of stoners sitting around a "campfire." |
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| 11/13/08 09:33pm |
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Yexalen View Profile |
Message To: AvandisFifth In reference to Message Id: 1898154 Eerie Coincidences
*raises hand* pick me! |
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| 11/13/08 11:55pm |
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Mama42 View Profile |
Message To: Yexalen In reference to Message Id: 1898232 Eerie Coincidences
......................hmm........ |
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| 11/14/08 12:52pm |
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Gottee guy View Profile |
Message To: Mama42 In reference to Message Id: 1898372 Eerie Coincidences
OH THAT KIND OF STONED |
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| 11/14/08 06:52pm |
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Pythonking View Profile |
Message To: Gottee guy In reference to Message Id: 1898555 Eerie Coincidences
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| 11/14/08 08:40pm |
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Gottee guy View Profile |
Message To: Pythonking In reference to Message Id: 1898616 Eerie Coincidences
okay! you get the point now. so, the next day this "democrack offending" letter came to my KD that read "WARNING FROM PAKISTAN This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan, Taliban Minister of Migration Mohammed Omar, warned the United States that if KD military actions against Iraq continues, Taliban authorities intend to cut off America’s supply of Convenience Store Managers and possibly Motel 6 Managers. And if this action does not yield sufficient results, Cab Drivers will be next, followed by DELL and AOL Customer Service Reps. Finally, if all else fails, they have threatened to send us no more candidates for President of the United States!" dun dun dunn |
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| 11/14/08 09:25pm |
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Mama42 View Profile |
Message To: Gottee guy In reference to Message Id: 1898647 Eerie Coincidences
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| 11/15/08 02:29am |
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