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Uro jokes
(answer) a uro-mas-tricks what does a uro sleep on at night??? (answer) a uro-matress what did one uro say to the other uro? (answer) leaping lizards...you can talk? lame, i know.... sorry. anyone else think of any |
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| 07/05/10 11:34pm |
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Perfectiionezz View Profile |
Message To: Wild_life10 In reference to Message Id: 2160646 Uro jokes
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| 07/06/10 12:50am |
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Rose of Jericho View Profile |
Message To: Wild_life10 In reference to Message Id: 2160646 Uro jokes
Quote: lame, i know....
For the good ones, I’ll put uromas-ticks. For the bad ones, I’ll put uromas-crosses. |
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| 07/06/10 01:28am |
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Perfectiionezz View Profile |
Message To: Wild_life10 In reference to Message Id: 2160646 Uro jokes
Why did the Uro lay on the street? Answer: He thought it was a safe basking spot Good or not? |
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| 07/06/10 02:26am |
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Obi Carl Kenobi View Profile |
Message To: Rose of Jericho In reference to Message Id: 2160666 Uro jokes
Quote: For the good ones, I’ll put uromas-ticks. For the bad ones, I’ll put uromas-crosses.
lots of uromas-crosses then. OOOOOh they are some bad jokes lol |
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| 07/06/10 04:49am |
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Wild_life10 View Profile |
Message To: Obi Carl Kenobi In reference to Message Id: 2160683 Uro jokes
what did the uromastyx say when it walked into the bar/school/church/ect??? whats a uromastyx favourite drink? how do you know a uro is having a bad day? |
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| 07/07/10 03:33pm |
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Perfectiionezz View Profile |
Message To: Wild_life10 In reference to Message Id: 2160974 Uro jokes
Answer: When you weigh them lol mine hates that |
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| 07/07/10 04:59pm |
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Rose of Jericho View Profile |
Message To: Wild_life10 In reference to Message Id: 2160974 Uro jokes
Quote: what did the uromastyx say when it walked into the bar?
"Ouch" (it’s a pun. Link for those who don’t get it.) Quote: what’s an uromastyx’ favourite drink?
Squash (it’s a pun. Link for those who don’t get it.) Quote: how do you know a uro is having a bad day?
I have no idea. How do you tell? |
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| 07/08/10 01:33am |
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